An Insight from Margaret Cho

“You cannot have ass all the time. If you have ass all the time, it not special.”

There you have it.  To all men in Orlando, Gainesville and beyond. Have some dignity for a change. Stop trying to seduce me. Quit unbuckling my belt. How about you actually show effort to know me before you even attempt to unbuckle my belt.  What ever happened to courtship and chivalry? As you lay there above the sheets with every single inch of your body perfectly exposed, are you enjoying surrendering to the stereotype that all gay men are promiscuous…

Yes. I get it. You are hot. Stop tempting me!

Is there any hope for dignity? Do I have to expect that all guys are just uncontrollable horny pricks? I realize its fun to make out here and fool around there but I don’t want to do this forever.

I don’t want to accept that everything will be fun and games from now on. I want to trust and love before I turn 30. Before I know it, that day will arrive soon.

–V.Jay